HAPPY CLIENTS
“Damn, you’re not playing. You honestly have some of the best customer service in the Game. Great Prices, Desirable Genetics, Prompt Shipping and you actually respond to inquiries!”
Goat and Monkey Seeds is one of my favorite seed companies to deal with! Every order has been delivered with no issues or damage to packaging. The quality of the Genetics is absolutely TOP KNOTCH! All seeds are fully matured and of the best quality. I would recommend anyone to try some out as you definitely won’t be unhappy!
Goat and Monkey makes the most out of heirloom genetics. My experiences with Goat and Monkey Seeds spans several years and multiple crosses. With gear that is consistently rock solid, from germination to yield, G&M has one of the finest stables and products on the landscape.
Goat and Monkey never disappoint. The genetics are fire, producing extremely potent weed with terpenes that fill the room when the jar is opened.
I grew Espiritu Sanctum from Goat and Monkey seeds last outdoor season and the plants were simply amazing!! The plants were super easy to grow, extremely vigorous and healthy, yielded extremely well, and ended up being very sturdy, stout plants that only required support the last couple weeks of flowering. Bugs would not go near these plants, even while other more prone varieties being grown in close proximity had no affect on the Espiritu Sanctum plants. Zero PM to speak of, even during a very wet fall season here in the PacNW. All in all I believe Goat and Monkey seeds produces very high quality seed that give rise to very fun plants to grow and I can’t wait to grow out some of the other varieties i picked up from them this season!!
Got to try Goat and Monkey Seeds for the first time and had great results. Silky Roads will be one of my favorite strains to grow.
Goat and monkey has exceptional genetics! I have 100% germination rate. Shipping is always fast! I have grown several of their strains like chem tk, trashberry, blue triangle and josie. My favorite so far is chem tk but i have many more to grow yet. Trichome production on these strains is insane! Flavors these strains produce are superb and on point. Thank you goat and monkey for the excellent genetics!
Goat and Monkey Seeds does not disappoint! As a seasoned grower, I’m quite selective with the genetics I bring into my grow rooms. Their genetics are top notch and yield a healthy, fragrant, and abundant flower that gets rave reviews from my clients. I highly recommend these seeds, and will continue to use them indefinitely.
Long Bottom Leaf by Goat & Monkey seeds.
I started 2 feminized seeds of LB
A love for SFV OG drew me to the strain.
I wound up with 2 very different phenotypes, 1 bushy but still nice size, and, her monster sister leaning obviously to the SFV side.
Taller pheno had stronger lemon aroma, while shorter Bush smelled sweet.
Simple to grow, handles stress of bending branches very well.
Buds were frosty and when you break a dry cured bud open, the lemon hits your nose and it looks so tasty, with a yellow tinge. Loved the high, it uplifts body, mind and spirit.
I’ve used Goat a Monkey seeds for a commercial outdoor cannabis grow and had wonderful results. The genetics were stable and yielded beautiful results. The urkle crosses are my personal favorite
Goat and Monkey seeds has become my go to place for seeds. I have over 40 years of growing experience, and understand the time & dedication they have put into obtaining some rare strandivars. Their continued effort to make rare genetics available to the general public will keep me buying from Goat & Monkey. If you want genuine quality genetics Goat & Monkey should be your first choice!
